There was this OAP couple who’re in their late 70s. Very old indeed. With the canes on the hands, and wrinkles all over. One day on their anniversary, the wife is thinking of doing something special for her husband when he got home. Something that she’s never ever done before, even during their past anniversaries. She’s was thinking of stripping buck naked in front of the door, trying to surprise her husband right when he opened the door.
So the moment came. She could hear the steps; tap, tap, tap… which is coming closer, and closer and closer to the door. Finally the knob turned, the door squeaked and voila! There she was, standing in front of him – without a strand of thread on the body, with arms wide open, wiggling what the nature gave her. Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy. But her husband. Well.. let's just say, he is totally and utterly in shock of his life!
The wife suddenly went “Happy anniversary, darling!! Look, I’m in my birthday suit!"
Seeing his jaw just dropped like you can't imagine, she then said "Well, say something?!"Still in utter shock, the husband replied, “Well, for goodness sake. If you ever wanna be wearing your birthday suit, keep it ironed first!!!”